In Panama's elite Punta Pacifica neighborhood, sit the floor plans for a pretty neat looking Trump building. The project is called Trump Ocean Club and it'll have ocean-front condos, condo hotel rooms (whatever those are), as well as a yacht club and casino. The building itself looks like a giant sail—the kind of thing that looks like it could take off with a strong gust of wind or powerful flatulence. Actually, if you look at it long enough, it looks like the letter “P”—how very patriotic of you Mr. Trump. Then again, it looks more like a giant “D”—how very egotistical of you Mr. Trump.

Realistically, Trump probably won't even have anything to do with the project. It'll be his little Trump minions who run around and do all the work. The project claims to “redefine the standard for luxury living in Latin America” on its website which sounds like an admirable goal. I especially like it because just recently I redefined the standard for speed in Latin America—not an easy feat, but then again, I'm very fast.

The Trump Club seems like it will be good for the city. I'm sure there are people out there that think the last thing this city needs is another project, but common, it's Trump. I definitely want to get one of those condos—especially because the website shows that they come with really stylish people and sweet flat screen TVs. The architects have done some pretty impressive work, including a few hotels that look like giant cat jungle gyms and I think the project will be a success. Welcome Mr. Trump, welcome. Real estate for sale in Panama, may never be the same.

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