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Panama Tourists Do Not Come Back PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Friday, June 12 2009
Under-promise and over-deliver. It's a customer service motto I first learned working as a waiter at a famous seafood chain in Baltimore, Maryland. The restaurant was frequented by tourists, the occasional old couple, and a large contingent of local hoodlums that wanted to show their girls a classy night on the town. My boss, an overweight man who went by the name Jimbo, revealed this slogan as the secret behind his personal success. "You don't get them there promotions," he said, pointing to the badges affixed next to his employee plaque, "without knowing a thing or two about customer service. Under-promise and over-deliver. That's all I'm gonna tell ya's." I wanted to point out some ketchup on his lapel - it had fallen as he tried to gobble up a handful of waffle fries.
Last Updated ( Friday, June 12 2009 )
Casco Viejo Security Alert PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Monday, June 08 2009
(Casco Viejo, Panama) Reprinted from Casco Viejo Blog: When I look back on my first four-day visit to Casco Viejo, I think mainly of the curiosities: the man carrying a pig carcass over his shoulders, the six year old child dancing to reggae at 2AM, and the transvestite whore selling "four dollar loving" on the corner of B and 9th. It was about six months into my time in Casco Viejo that I finally acclimated and passed a duo of twelve year olds smoking marijuana on the curb at 6AM on a Tuesday. Call it naivety but the first thing that came into my mind was not how they obtained drugs at such an early age, but why they were awake at such an early hour. This is the way my brain works in Casco Viejo. 
Embracing a Panamanian Relic PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, May 27 2009
One of the pleasantries of having a broken car in Panama is the need to take taxis, which never surprise me in their ability to muster up the most bizarre of circumstances. Take just the other day for example, on my way into the city, when my driver, asked me which I liked more tits or ass. It was as plain and dry a question as, say, "which way should I turn, left or right?" And while I contemplated not answering for the sake of the seventy-year-old grandma in our backseat, I told him I was a breast man and he slapped the top of the steering wheel saying he'd known it all along.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, May 27 2009 )
Recession Tourism Growing in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, May 20 2009
In a previous article, we outline what we've been referring to as recession tourism in Panama or the increasing demand for low cost, high value experiences that, in many cases, give way to temporary or full-time relocation by foreigners experiencing downtrodden times in their respective countries. It's a sector not detailed in IPAT presentations or addressed by the nation's influential leaders, but whether intended or not, Panama's recession tourism sector is growing, fast.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, May 20 2009 )
Selecting Panama's 7 Wonders PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, April 01 2009
7 Wonders Panama
Panama's 7 Wonders

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This March, Panama's tourism authority revealed that they would be officially declaring ten national wonders or "marvels" in an effort to substantiate their big money promotional efforts with something that actually sounds cool. The idea is for ten wonders to be selected via public vote: a way for Panamanians to choose one attraction in each province from a list of several, then to adopt the winning attraction as if it were a small child.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, April 01 2009 )
Chinatown Panama's Fire In The Sky PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tours
Written by Matt   
Thursday, January 29 2009
As an avid planner, Friday morning of every week is the time I allocate to collect or search for various things I've realized I desperately need. Components for a homemade meat smoker, for instance, or several pieces from Speedo's new line of chlorine-resistant swimwear. I write these things down throughout the course of the week so I don't forget them, as they tend to come to me at any given time. If I happen to see a billboard, I might write down the make and model of the new shoes on display. If I see a man gunned down by drug dealers, I might remind myself to get a bulletproof vest.
Last Updated ( Thursday, January 29 2009 )
Recession Tourism Invented in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Monday, January 12 2009
Historically, a small handful of industries actually flourish during a recession. Drug dealers for example, are known to do well as are suicide counselors, lawyers who specialize in domestic violence, and liquor companies whose heritage cocktails hark back to the pre-war eras of prohibition and the Great Depression. What untapped industry in Panama is waiting to emerge in 2009 as, not only recession-proof, but perhaps recession-reliant?
Last Updated ( Saturday, June 06 2009 )
Abandoned For Good - Flights to Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, November 12 2008
Flights to Panama are generally straightforward and incident-free which is how FTA employees like it. Recently on my way to Panama, due to several flight changes, I was lucky enough to spend somewhere around ten hours in the Miami International Airport during which I had nothing better to do than write. I rarely write anything that's not directly related to Panama, and I try to never publish anything that's not interesting: this article would be an exception to both of those rules. 
A Medical Tourist in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Joel Jelderks   
Wednesday, November 05 2008
Although a resident of Panama for the past five years, I like to approach my experiences within Panama's private medical system as a tourist. Why? It is a hell of a lot more fun interacting with doctors, hospitals, and insurance companies in the mindset of a vacationing tourist rather than that of a patient. I look at my orthopedic surgeon as my tour guide who is going take me to a five star resort (hospital) and introduce me to his favorite anesthesiologist (bar tender) who is going to serve me a variety of delightful tropical cocktails (pain killers) to help me relax on my vacation.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, November 05 2008 )
Weekend Getaways Reinvented in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Friday, October 31 2008
As a child, weekend getaways were epitomized by long car rides which left us so tired and cramped that, by the time we arrived at our vacation destination, none of us wanted to speak to one another. Our trips were long because, in suburban America, nothing is close. Close was the diagonal drive across the empty parking lot from Linens 'n Things to Best Buy. The trip to the beach took four hours.
Last Updated ( Friday, October 31 2008 )
Panama's Medical Tourism Spike PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 22 2008
So I'm eating at a touristy steak restaurant, the kind of place I wouldn't be caught dead in if it wasn't elected by my client as a meeting point, and the guy next to me is rambling on about his health or lack thereof. "You remember that kidney stone last year, Nancy?" he said while chewing on a t-bone. "That thing was so painful, must've been the size of a chesnut wouldn't ya say?"
The Uncertainty Principle in Casco Viejo, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Yanuly Sanson   
Tuesday, September 30 2008
The Inter-American Development Bank and Casco Viejo Panama Authority joint initiative to revamp San Felipe as a cultural showcase is a double-edged sword; under a positive light such move would attract business, restaurants, artisan workshops and galleries, increasing tourism and general development.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, September 30 2008 )
Big Flag, Big View - Ancon Hill PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Adam Scragg   
Wednesday, April 02 2008
If you spend any amount of time traveling around Panama City, you'll almost certainly spot Ancon hill. It's a distinctive geographical landmark in the city made more distinctive still by the large Panamanian flag flying from its summit.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama Website Gives Away Free Luxury Vacation PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Vacation
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, April 01 2008

Panama Vacation Giveaway: In celebration of their recent publication in Conde Nast Traveler Magazine, The Panama Report is teaming up with our friends at Tranquilo Bay, eco adventure lodge in Bocas del Toro to bring you the chance to spend a weekend in paradise. Submit your Panama travel article now!
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
An Easter Slaughter in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, March 26 2008
Easter in Panama is a long weekend in which the citizens of this Catholic Republic are asked to take off work and reflect upon the resurrection of Jesus Christ, Son of God. It is during this holiday that no alcohol sales are permitted for a period of 24 hours which, if you look closely, seems to be far more thought-provoking to Panama's people than the resurrection of the Lord Savior himself.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Fishing Charters in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, March 18 2008
We boarded the boat, a 58-foot Hatteras at the Amador Causeway to find the captain, a large, withered old bear-of-a-man, sleeping on the couch with a half-finished peanut butter sandwich on his chest and a still-sweating glass of scotch sitting on the table.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Ultimate Panama Road Trip PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Monday, March 10 2008
Panama is a country rich with contrasts and some of the most remarkable experiences lie in the Republic's interior where quiet fishing towns and spanning mountain views sit below the tourism radar of large tour busses and domestic air flights. Panama's excellent infrastructure (even in remote regions) and manageable compactness as an isthmus make it the ultimate road trip destination.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Mistaken Mojitos in Punta Barco, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Matt   
Monday, February 25 2008
It was not long ago that a friend invited me to her home in Punta Barco on the grounds that she would be out of the country. I've realized this happens to me more often than not: a generous invitation from a friend followed quickly by an excuse which disqualifies them from any obligation. "I will be in Venice" Miriam said, "but I'll have Moises the caretaker let you in and you can stay there as long as you like."
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Discovering Isla Taboga, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tours
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, February 05 2008
The island of Taboga in Panama is one of lush natural landscape and rich cultural secrets. It's not far at all from Panama City which makes it the perfect weekend escape, potentially for Panama's jet-set crowd; a perfectly rustic alternative to the posh Pearl Islands. For me, it was the Rueben show.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
A Day in Panama City, Off The Beaten Path PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Ari Vanook   
Monday, November 19 2007
Gab and I arrived in Panama much the way other tourists do, at Tocumen International Airport where a newly-renovated terminal and immigration area seems increasingly first-world. Having done this a few times, we then wandered up to the second floor drop-off area where we caught an unofficial airport cab into the city for a cool twelve bucks. Yehaw!
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama's San Blas Archipelago, Revealed PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Ari Vanook   
Thursday, November 08 2007
The islands of the San Blas archipelago don the covers of many Panama guidebooks and calendars. It is a region and a people of the utmost beauty, but visitors should also not be surprised to see various unexpected blemishes.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Minimalist Travel in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Matt   
Thursday, November 01 2007
In my youth, family trips were characterized by large black suitcases which contained, among other things, a sizeable arsenal of "important" items we'd never actually use. My brother and I would stuff extra suitcases with the kinds of toys, food, and electronics that one might otherwise associate with a bomb shelter or Y2K.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Welcome to the Jungle: Panama Tourism PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 24 2007
Upon first finding out I was moving to Panama, many friends and relatives, having no idea what or where exactly Panama was, took to using exaggeration as a remedy for their bewilderment. "So do they have running water where you're going?" one of them asked. "Will you live on, like, a dirt floor with pigs and cows running in and out?"
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
60 Things to do in Panama before you die PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, October 23 2007
This list is not in depth. The very act of publicizing these rare and once-in-a-lifetime experiences could burn the very bridges that make them possible. Further, many of these experiences include aspects which we are not allowed to divulge. Next to each, in parenthesis, we've listed the related Panama province. But the rest is up to you...
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Boca Chica, Panama's Authentic Coast PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 17 2007
It was the first time in a while I felt like I was back in Costa Rica again. Jagged-toothed coves, islands of deep dark volcanic rock, and dolphins breaking in the wake. Our worn out panga cut through the sea as the Pacific morning sun shone down and we looked back at the rustic coast of Panama, spotting from afar the fair sandy beaches of Chiriqui.
Last Updated ( Friday, September 05 2008 )
Panama's Presidential Motorcade PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Matt   
Thursday, October 11 2007
So I'm cruisin on Avenida Balboa around ten in the morning, windows down listening to a little Kanye. The sun's sparkling off the bay, palm trees are swaying, very few cars on the road. Nothing could be better right? And then bam!
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Paso Canoas and The Bizarre Panama Border PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Ezra Paskus   
Wednesday, October 03 2007
Like most border towns, Paso Canoas in Panama, has a touch of the old west. Located on the InterAmericana, straddling both Panama and Costa Rica, Paso Canoas has everything to make happy both the adventure traveler and the shop-a-holic.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
A Homemade Christmas in El Valle, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Vacation
Written by Robert E. Baker   
Tuesday, October 02 2007
The following is a great account of Christmas spent in El Valle, Panama by Robert Baker.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Cancun-ization of Panama Tourism PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, September 25 2007
There's a dangerous phenomenon going on in Panama and that is the creation of what we'll call tourism zones, or various pocket destinations meant exclusively for the visiting tourist. What's risky about these zones is that by focusing solely on outsiders (thus turning your back on locals) there is the tendency for a vulgar underbelly to arise. A process I refer to as Cancunization.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Pool Crashers: A Panama Pastime PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Vacation
Written by Alex Ramos   
Monday, August 13 2007
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Pool at Country Inn & Suites, Amador Panama

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Among the many things I enjoy doing on the weekends in Panama, pool crashing has become a favorite, almost religious pastime. The deception, the anticipation, the spirituality of it all. There are a number of hotel pools in Panama City and I consider myself to be an expert on every single one.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
7 Mistakes Not To Make When Exploring Caves in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Monday, July 30 2007
It was a lazy Sunday morning when I decided to drive out to the Chagres National Park and explore bat-infested caves with my friend Ivan, adrenaline junkie and learner of 'the English'. “You are to bring your helmet and gloves and machete with you?” Ivan asked. Seeing as though I didn’t own a helmet or gloves or a machete, I grabbed the closest thing I could find: a small keychain made by Swiss Army.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Moving and Shaking in The Pearl Islands PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tours
Written by Matt   
Sunday, July 15 2007

We set sail from Balboa Yacht Club around six in the morning upon a boat called Casa Blanca. "She's 48 feet long" the captain boasted, at which point I stopped to question why vessels always have to be female considering they have no attributes that directly resemble a vagina.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Thermal Hot Springs in Caldera PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Claire   
Monday, June 18 2007
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Petroglyphs in Caldera.

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  After revising a wealth of tour information posted at the Isla Verde cabins where I spent my two nights in Boquete, it was quickly decided that the Caldera Thermal Hot springs and Petroglyph tour would be our best bet - based solely on the happy faces of the beer-totting bathers in the picture. When I called the tour company, a friendly woman answered all my questions in English, with the final agreement that we would pay $50 for two people for the tour which was to include an open-bed truck ride to the springs, park entrance and refreshments.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Stranded on Mogo Mogo PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Robert E. Baker   
Friday, May 11 2007
For Xmas I got two martini glasses and a couple of shirts. Once in a while I like a good martini and would always use a wine glass since we did not have martini glasses. They are nice looking and I christened them a bit too enthusiastically one night. Boo gave me a bar of soap with a cartoon character moose figure inside that of course he got when the soap was finished. We celebrated Christmas in El Valle but first went to the beach for several days. Pika, our dog, loves the beach and chases sand pipers and seagulls, jet skis, horses, etc. She played with other dogs too but, we think she is gay. I guess for dogs that's OK.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama Tourism Manifesto PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Casey Halloran   
Tuesday, May 08 2007
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
You Can Call Me Papa: Waterfall Hunting in San Blas PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Friday, March 09 2007
A good day for me in the states would usually start off with a call saying that a snow storm had closed school. In Panama though, I gets calls at four AM like the one from my friend Ivan, adventure extraordinaire. “Matt, what are you doing?” he asked. “Ivan it's four AM, what do you think I'm doing?” “Well, get ready Papa because in one hour we are going to pick you up for go hunting for waterfalls.”
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Two Fried Eggs; A Tale of Service in Bocas del Toro PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by admin   
Thursday, March 01 2007
During Carnival 2007 in Panama, two of my close friends from California were traveling all the way from the “first world” to visit me in “I know it has a canal” country. Therefore, I felt as though I had to plan something worthy of a possible once-in-a-lifetime trip to Panama. I decided to escape the madness of Panama City and Las Tablas (imagine blasting regaetton mixed with lots of water), and instead visit Bocas del Toro. Over my 19 some odd months of living in Panama, I have managed to visit Bocas del Toro about five times. Obviously, I thoroughly enjoy my stay in “Bocas” each time.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Coke-Stealing Monkeys and Dog-Eating Eagles: Summit Zoo Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by admin   
Monday, December 11 2006
Jaguars, monkeys with attitudes, and the largest bird of prey. You can see all of these critters at Summit Zoo. Don't worry, it's real close to Panama City and is one of the coolest zoos I have ever been to because it's small and all of the exhibits are really close to each other. I don't know about you, but I don't like walking long distances in the heat or the cold and I don't like zoos that are so big you feel like you need a golf cart to get around. When you get there one of the first exhibits you will see is an enclosure of Capuchin Monkeys. These are the little organ grinder monkeys you associate with old- school Russian street performers. I have only seen them in movies but I am convinced they exist.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Learning Experiences PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by admin   
Friday, November 17 2006
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.” I cannot explain any better my decision to come to Panama at the young age of 22, a month after I graduated college, better than Robert Frost expresses. I only know of one friend of mine that decided not accept the 9-5 cubicle job and leave the land of the free, home of the brave. But, she did venture over to another 1st world English speaking country.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Christmas in Panama: A Love Story PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Vacation
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, November 08 2006

Spending Christmas in Panama, I recently came across an article that listed Panamanians as the fourth happiest people in the world. When I envisioned this study, I saw hundreds of little surveyors running around the city with their clipboards and nametags shouting, “Hey, come back. It'll only take a few minutes.” Actually though, the study was done by the British think-tank New Economics Foundation (NEF), a group that puts together a Happy Planet Index every year, and they do so by evaluating a population's satisfaction, life expectation, and environmental footprint. A pretty legit census.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Fiestas Patrias in Panama City PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by admin   
Wednesday, November 08 2006
They call it “Fiestas Patrias” here in Panama, or “Nation Party” in English, but it's meaning gets lost in translation. This last weekend I attended a parade that was held on November 3rd and 4th that consisted of regional bands, universities, schools, public protection groups, and clubs parading through the streets of Calle 50 and Via Espana, respectively.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
A Trip to Isla Taboga PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by admin   
Wednesday, November 08 2006
If you travel to the island of Taboga, I guarantee you it will make you fee like you are living out of a Jimmy Buffet song. After hearing many awesome and splendid things about the island from my guidebook and other people, I decided to check it out for myself. Plus, I really needed to get away from the noises and fast pace of Panama City. To all of those who don't know Taboga, it is only a quick boat ride away from the Causeway in Panama City and if it wasn't for the city skyline in the background, it would leave you thinking you were hundreds of miles away. The boat for Taboga leaves from a pier behind Mi Ranchito Restaurant on the Causeway and costs 10 dollars round trip. The boat departs for Taboga at 8:00 am but be warned that on holidays the boat fills up quickly and you'll have to wait for the next one at 10:30.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
El Valle for the Weekend PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Sunday, November 05 2006
El Valle is a handsome enough eco-town with a market on the main street where you can stuff your suitcase with all the woven hats and handmade tzochkes you want. People wander around like its Sunday afternoon all the time here, shopping, sipping coffee, giggling. There's a funny old man who roams these parts serving hotdogs with this angry, almost annoyed look about his face that says you'd look this way too if you were dolloping relish eight hours a day.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
A Trip To Embera Drua PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Aliza Elbert   
Monday, October 30 2006
I was asked the other day to go with my friend Gonzalo to Visit the Embera Drua of the upper Chagres River. How could I turn this down this opportunitiy? We set off on a 45 minute trip on the Transistmica and down various small roads dirt roads until we arrived at a cul de sac at the edge of Lake Alajuela. “Are you ready for Paradise,” Gonzalo shouted enthusiastically, Steve and Fiona, who accompanied us on the trip, shouted back with a quick, “YES!” I said "Hell Yeah!" though. We got out of the car and two Embera got out from under huge a Corotu tree and walked over to us.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
48 Hours in Casco Viejo PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 25 2006
It was declared a world heritage site by UNESCO in 1997 and remains the oldest European settlement on the entire Pacific coast of South, Central, and North America. Its cobblestone streets are lined with historic bohemian-Spanish architecture and its quaint breezy plazas, with their rustling trees and sidewalk cafes, are unmistakably European. Hundred year-old buildings nudge up against posh bistros and in-vogue parlors share courtyards with presidential-like palaces. At night, its streets buzz with locals and visitors alike, eager to nab a plate of tapas and a glass of wine before the night's festivities. Known at one point as the center of Panama City, Casco Viejo or Casco Antiguo is now the center of attention for speculation, and I decided to spend two days figuring out just exactly why.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Take The Bus If You Dare PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by admin   
Thursday, October 12 2006
I recently embarked on a 16 hour bus trip to San Jose Costa Rica from Panama City- it was quite the experience and was with out a doubt the longest and most arduous journey I have ever been on in my life. The adventure started a couple Thursdays ago when I boarded a westbound bus from the Allbrook Mall terminal on a hot and sticky afternoon. At 12:15 we left the station and almost as soon as we were over the bridge we started to watch The Fast and The Furious – Tokyo Drift. Let me explain to you something about these buses. They hire kids to play the movies and collect tickets. We had a skinny 15 year old kid with braces who was like the cabin boy. He hung out by the driver and did everything the driver told him to do. About 2 hours after our trip, our bus suddenly made a stop somewhere in Cocle Province.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Exploring Panama's Caribbean Coast PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tours
Written by Matt   
Sunday, October 08 2006

To me, the Caribbean coast of Panama is a sexy mo-fo. From the hurly-burly real estate boom of Panama City, to the gold rushed Pacific beaches an hour East, it seems that many areas on the Atlantic side are experiencing this delightful feeling of disregard; one in which local families can eat their dinners by the sea, void of the jabbering chitchat and talk of investment that is the fast life.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Cave-man for a day PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Trips
Written by Matt   
Monday, October 02 2006

So I went to do some spelunking last week in the caves of Lago Bayano down near the Darien Jungle. Yea, that's right: the place where all the drug-smuggling Columbians and their automatic weapon-wielding minions like to play dominoes and Candyland while they snack on Oreo cookies. My (now) dear friend, Ivan picked us up in his beat-up brown van—the kind of old rickety thing that appears to lazily heave along the pavement rather than actually roll. We headed west along the Pan-American highway until about thirty minutes outside the city, where all of a sudden, the landscape turns terrifically rustic and rural—sort of like a Latin-style Vermont: rolling hills, deep green foliage, army-looking man in camouflage holding an M-16...wait, what?

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Stingrays, Tortugas, and Mangroves PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by admin   
Monday, August 28 2006
When I was introduced to Dr. Stanely Heckadon, I didn´t know if I'd be disecting critters or just taking a tour or what. I got a phone call at 8:30 in the morning asking if I wanted to go to the The Laboratorio Marino on Isla Galeta and although not knowing what to expect I agreed. Because thats the type of person I am. I didn't have much time, so I hopped in a cab to the Smithsonian and off into a different world I went. When I arrived at The Smithsonian I found a beautiful piece of land that sort of reminds me of a pretty college campus. As you walk from the outdoor corridor you enter a manicured courtyard which has a giant tree in the middle that has crawling all over it.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Back in the Day: Panama Viejo PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Travel Guide
Written by admin   
Wednesday, July 12 2006
We started off at the visitor's center to see if we could look at the exhibition as well as pick up some sort of map. Old artifacts? Explanations of what was to come ahead? Maybe even a tour guide? All of the above in Panama Viejo sounded nice.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Perfect Spot: Gorgona, Coronado PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Saturday, July 08 2006
Maid service and comfy beds are fine for a while, but it's like living with your parents: cozy, easy, and mindlessly humdrum. Balboa and I were looking for something a little different. We wanted to find someplace new and beautiful and exciting—and we didn't want to travel too far. So we started off cruising along the Pacific coast, where the mountains and the forests and the sea are sexy.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama Beach House: Punta Barco PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Vacation
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, June 28 2006
Punta Barco is one of Panama´s most elite housing communities. It rests about an hour outside of Panama City and is easy to miss if you don't know what you're looking for. I had heard that the coastline of Punta Barco was dotted with the most posh residences in all of Panama, so I had to have a look for myself. While oftentimes, sneaking into elite beach clubs can be mentally and physically demanding, this time round I had an in.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Smithsonian Journey to Isla Galeta PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Tourism
Written by Matt   
Thursday, June 22 2006
When Dr. Stanley Heckadon-Moreno—director at The Smithsonian Institute—invited me to go with him for a day of research to Isla Galeta—a marine science center on Panama's Caribbean coast—I looked around my apartment for anything that might conceal my scientific incompetence. I wanted something that would say I was experienced; that I had done this sort of thing before. I searched my drawers but all I could come up with was a broken compass and one of those oversized pencils with pictures of ninja turtles on it—they would have to do. This Smithsonian journey was on like Donkey Kong.
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The Osa Peninsula: Costa Rica Adventure Travel PDF Print E-mail
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Saturday, May 27 2006
You know you've been in Central America too long when you consider $5 to be an expensive dinner, you don't own a jacket or heavy blanket, you don't ever even think about using turn signals, kamikaze showers don't bother you, your local bartender knows your astrological sign and dietary restrictions, and a trip to “the most biologically diverse place on earth”--The Osa Peninsula--is as easy as this....Costa Rica adventure travel at its best...
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Costa Rica Weekend: Manuel Antonio Beach Part I PDF Print E-mail
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Saturday, May 27 2006
Driving etiquette in Costa Rica is like Kevin Costner's acting skills in Waterworld—kinda nonexistent. Canopies of giant banana and palm trees draped these tiny, narrow, one-lane roads. We passed through several small towns, each of which was bustling with activity—one small soda (cafe) after another was filled with locals celebrating the weekend. Open hearths with roaring flames, roofs made from techno-colored tin and aluminum scraps, and kitchens that doubled as slaughterhouses. This was pippy.
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Costa Rica Weekend: Manuel Antonio Beach Part II PDF Print E-mail
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Saturday, May 27 2006
Here are some things that have been annoying me lately: the impenetrable plastic wrapping that comes on DVD's, SPAM emails from someone named Sashi, cereal bags that unravel as soon as you fold the flaps of the box, and the way leather sandals stain your feet when it's raining out...
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Cheese Sandwich Blog: Flight to Panama City PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, May 14 2006
For the most part, I have tried only to write blogs about interesting topics. I have intentionally (and I think, for the most part, successfully) written about meaningful things like traveling around Panama and culinary feats I've found to be impressive. I've tried not to write, what we've now termed as 'the cheese sandwich blog': the boring account that emanates from long periods of time holed up in ones own apartment or jail cell, and that inevitably includes phrases like “today I ate a cheese sandwich.” For one, I don't eat cheese because I am allergic to it. And two, I just don't think cheese is all that interesting.
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Boquete Panama Vacation PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, April 06 2006
Recently I checked out several hotels in Panama's highlands, the Chiriqui Province. This terrain is very similar to the mountains of Costa Rica, both in climate and landscape. It also reminded me very much of Switzerland. Not surpisingly Swiss and German expats have been settling in the area for years.
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Jim's Land Exploration 2: Part I PDF Print E-mail
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Wednesday, April 05 2006

Day 1 ----------

Left Chepe 7:10AM arrived Paso Canos 2:00PM. Beautiful day all day, maybe the most tranquil trip yet. Border crossing 25 minutes, so far every thing on schedule. Stopped in Volcan to chat with Orlando and his daughter Tehany, (Tahitian name) of Chiriqui Reality. The trip up to Volcan today was just supreme; I mean this area is absolutely beautiful. I can see my self doing something here.

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Wednesday, April 05 2006

Day 3 -------------

Punta Duarte in the province of Veraguas, this is the part of the Azuero peninsula--a peninsula that I have been yearning to visit.

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Defying the treehouse stereotype PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, April 04 2006
About 45 minutes off the main island of Colon (Bocas) sits a tree house for adults. From the boat, you can identify it only by the sun's glare off its roof—almost like an unwanted homing beacon. Tranquilo Bay, is a hotel that sits on about 100 acres of ocean-nudging rainforest on one of the Bocas Del Toro archipelago's ten (or so) large islands.

The boat nudged up against the fresh-looking dock and I hopped aland. There was this relatively narrow wooden boardwalk that escorted me through droopy tropical trees and over intricately woven mangrove roots. About 100 feet ahead I stumbled upon this unexpected view of the resort's main building: which is an act about as breathtaking and climactic as any blockbuster big reveal scene. I climbed up the stairs to the top deck where, with the two golden labs, I scanned the panoramic view of, what felt like, the edge of the world: a far off horizon which, for all I knew, could have been the end of everything. It was the kind of view that would have seriously dissuaded Columbus from trying to prove that the world was round.

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Bocas Del Toro Surf, Unleashed: Part II PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, April 03 2006
From out of a plane, the scattered mangrove islands of Bocas Del Toro look almost like the holes of a golf course. There's this great, rich contrast between their dark natural greens and the aqua blues of the waters surrounding them. The contrast is even more defined by the rimming outlines of peach yellow beaches.

The friendly and astoundingly tri-lingual staff at Bocas Water Sports offered to take me out on a day tour—exploring the great secrets that the Bocas archipelago had to offer. The first stop was Dolphins Bay, a stop that was made that much more entertaining considering we were right in the heart of dolphin mating season...

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Learning The Basics: San Blas Archipelago PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, March 27 2006
The Kuna Indians are pretty recognizable. Their faces have these warm-hearted round features and the women wear distinct outfits of bright colors and their world-renowned textiles called ‘molas'. Without sounding too patronizing, they are, well, cute. They live on 365 islands off Panama's Caribbean coast and for the most part keep to themselves.

I motored up to the island of Mamitupu and entered a storybook: hundreds of thatch-roofed huts with bamboo walls and smoky puffs billowing out from all of the little straw cracks. A foggy haze suspended over the village. Narrow waterways spilled into the community making for Venice-like passages. Giant palm trees sprung up from the middle of the island like flagpoles. On the shores, little naked boys played in the sand with a beat up soccer ball. Drifting off the coast of the village were Kuna boaters going out and coming in. The Kuna people seem to have this innate navigational ability—this instinct that allows them to get from one place to another using only nature's cues.

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Sunday, March 26 2006
The night before came and went quickly and before I knew it I was waking up to my chirping alarm at 4:00 AM. It was early but not the bad kind of early: you know, the tired, almost angry early for work or school? It was the good early: that happy darkness that reminded me of pre-dawn packing for Europe and exciting dewy cab rides to the airport. I popped out of bed and looked at my grinning reflection in the mirror—I was going to San Blas.

I boarded the plane, a wobbly, achy looking prop jet which appeared to have been discarded by some American airline some time back. The seams that held the plane together were rusting and the tires could have used new treads. The plane actually reminded me of the ones I used to take when I was really young, from LAX to John Wayne Airport in Orange County—but the key part being that I was really young, perhaps 15 years ago. This plane looked like it had been sleeping for the past century. It looked as unused as the shower cap in a hotel bathroom. Though when it was time, the take off was quick and relatively painless—as we flung off the runway like a slingshot and climbed several hundred feet before the airstrip even ended.

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Food in San Blas, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, March 26 2006
“All my life, I've been like Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part II, ordering up death over the phone, or with a nod or a glance. Every time I order meat off a menu, something dies. What arrives, however, is not the bleeding, still-warm body of my victim, eyes open, giving me an accusatory look. It is only fair that I find out what we're all talking about. I want to learn—really learn—where food actually comes from.”
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Wednesday, March 15 2006
SATURDAY 4:45am -- Sapibenega Lodge --- Got up before dawn and took 6AM flight to San Blas from the Albrook domestic airport to the San Blas archipelago. It really is an archipelago (chain of islands) and we landed on about 3 of the various Kuna-run islands before arriving at the mainland nearest the docks for the Sapibenega Lodge. Total flying time (including stops) was about an hour. Wonderfully and weird to see all these traditionally dressed Kunas flyinging airplanes. They live so remote that just about everything gets flow in (mail, supplies, etc).
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Tuesday, March 14 2006

Sunday, 6AM

Sleeping was a little tough as it was darned hot there w/o AC or fans. Not as many bugs as you'd expect but I'd advise guests to bring DEET. I think it was an abnormally hot night, but everyone commented that they still slept great. Crashing waves feet from your bed will do that. Early in the AM we had a light breakfast and departed. The tour guide, waitresses and manager were really, really nice people. We went back to the airport and flew a few islands over to Dolphin Lodge.

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Overindulgence PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, March 13 2006
when you're treated like a king, there's a tendency to act like one too
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Saturday, February 25 2006
I'm sitting here on a beach in the middle of nowhere. There are no people that I can see and there are no real signs of civilization around me. Out in the sparkly blue water, about a mile, is a small island—one where Noriega used to have his deliveries of cocaine dropped. The sand is hot, but not too hot. Behind me, palm trees and banana trees rustle in the wind and packs of stray muts loiter in their shade. Birds soar down near the surface of the water—I think they're sea gulls, or maybe pelicans. Very little has changed on this beach it seems. I can almost feel back to the days of conquistadores and pirates and colonialism and no Tivo.
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Jim's Land Exploration 1: Part I PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, February 24 2006
Day 1--Panama Travel Left Escazu 6:45 AM arrive Paso Canos 1:10PM This was a half hour longer trip than previous trips, reason; you guessed it, the roads in CR after last years rains were in worse condition.
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Friday, February 24 2006
Day 4: Panama Travel Drove to Playa Venado stopping at Pedasi to take a few pics of this quaint little town that looks like an artist's village where no artists live.
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I pretty much know everything about Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, February 23 2006
Before I begin this blog, I'd like to pay respect to the late Oral B Sonic toothbrush. Oral B ran steadily for 34 full days without its missing charger. Oral B is survived by his brother Oral B dental floss and estranged wife Crest White Strips. He died at this 8:52 this morning. May he rest in peace.

Oh sorry, Today I went on a belated introductory tour of Panama City...

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Panama Canal: Memoirs of a tugboat stowaway PDF Print E-mail
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Saturday, February 18 2006
This time I stepped in it. On Friday, February 17th, I worked a day shift with a tugboat captain, patrolling the waterways of one of the seven wonders of the modern world. The Panama Canal.
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Saturday, February 18 2006
This time I stepped in it. On Friday, February 17th, I worked a day shift with a tugboat captain, patrolling the waterways of one of the seven wonders of the modern world. The Panama Canal.
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Jogging in Paradise...but where is everbody? PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, February 14 2006
I am not a runner. Nor am I particularly devout to my creed. However, jogging along the Amador Causeway on this bright summer morning was a religious experience.
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Tuesday, February 14 2006
One of my goals when knowing I was going to move to Panama was to make sure I made it in time for Carnival. I ended up arriving much earlier than anticipated and spent many months looking forward to the annual festivities. I had been told by a number of my Panamanian friends that the interior is the best place to partake in the four day celebration.
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Time Travel: Casco Viejo PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, February 03 2006
I try stress in my blogs that Panama City is a schizophrenic city and for me, this enchanting schizophrenia is what makes it such an interesting place to live. After all, where else in the world can a $1 cab ride transport you from a 600 ft. high rise to a 300 year old city in less than five minutes?
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Walking in my shoes (or flip flops as they provide more ventilation) PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, February 03 2006
I wake up and wipe the crusties from the corners of my eyes. (Yes, men of international mystery have morning eye-crust as well). Unlike those frigid school days in Jersey when the overnight snowfall would peer-pressure me to sleep in, here in Panama the 80� sunshine calls me out to play. After some good hygiene skills I put on a comfortable shirt, some mesh shorts, a fast pair of running sneakers, and head out for my morning exercise.
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Panama Vacation: A weekend at the beach PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, January 29 2006
When you go to the beach for the weekend you expect certain things. You expect not to find a parking spot for instance. You expect overpriced restaurants that serve under-par food. And you definitely expect lots of people. Not on a Panama vacation.
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Buying a car in Panama, GURU style PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, January 15 2006
The Panamanian culture is as most North Americans Car Crazy. Not only are they owned by a majority of the people they also take care of them as if they were a part of their kin. There are car wash and detail places on every corner, ok that is a bit of an exaggeration, but not by far. Your car can be detailed down to toothbrush clean under carriage with buffed windows and head lights.
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Sunday, January 01 2006
The quest for the perfect ceviche recipe has begun! Some people research rock formations, some people study crow influenza, we do ceviche recipes. In case you are not familiar with it, ceviche (pronounced seh-VEESH or seh-VEECHAY) is a traditional Peruvian dish of raw fish or seafood "cooked" in citrus juice. There are many variations and we, here at The Panama Report consider ourselves to be borderline ceviche connoisseurs. We just love good ceviche recipes and are in hot pursuit of the best that we can find. The hunt has begun in Panama though we may cross borders if we deem it necessary. The person, restaurant, or magical force can create the best ceviche will be featured on our site.

Leading Candidate: Ceviche at Carnaval

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