Largest: MAJESTIC

It's big, it's bad, it's majestic!

· Location: Attached to MultiCentro Mall on Avenida Balboa

· 978 slots, 36 tables, on 2 floors

· With almost 1,000 slots and three-dozen gaming tables, if you aren't doing so well at one table/slot you have plenty of others to move onto. Also, if you get bored of gambling, or run out of money not too late in the day, you can always take a stroll in the mall.

Best food and drink: FIESTA

Sometimes you just wanna be a fatty

· Location: Attached to El Panama Hotel in El Cangrejo

· 320 slots, 4 different types of games

· They have great ceviche, nachos, Mexican sampler platter, and Island Oasis juice mixes for those who love sweet *censored*tails. Mmmm.

Best People Watching: VENETO

Gringos + Colombian/Panamanian Hookers = Best Entertainment EVER!

· Location: Inside Hotel Veneto in El Cangrejo

· 500 games, 42 plasma TVs (2 super large screen TVs and 18 plasmas in full service race and sports café), 42 different tables with 12 different type games, slot tournaments every week, and biggest poker room in Panama

· The Veneto is the new hotspot for tourists. I can almost guarantee you any night of the week you will see a non-Latino on the premises. And when rich white people come into the picture, so do beautiful Latina women, but at a price!

Sketchiest: SOLOY

Hey, if you are into fat, alcoholic men with illegitimate children, go for it.

· Location: Attached to Gran Hotel Soloy in Calidonia

· A. It is in the ghetto B. It is in the ghetto C. It's in the ghetto!

Least crowded: BINGO 90

You can sit at a slot machine, elbows up, without nosey neighbors spying on your winnings.

· Location: In Obarrio, beside Athens and across from Napoli's and Leonardo's

· 161 slots

· Bingo 90 is a great place to go and gamble in peace. It is in a good neighborhood, has a good amount of slots, no tables, and is known for it's great bingo tournaments.

Highest Progressive Jackpots: ROYAL

Jackpot! Pun intended.

· Location: Attached to Marriott Hotel in the Financial District

· 300 slots, 27 game tables, 12 plasma screens in sports and race cafe

· You might be able to get the most bang for your buck here. Big money! Big money!

Most like Las Vegas: VENETO

The Veneto prides themselves as being “Panama's only Las Vegas integrated Hotel and Casino.”

· Location: Inside Hotel Veneto in El Cangrejo

· 500 games, 42 plasma TVs (2 super large screen TVs and 18 plasmas in full service race and sports café), 42 different tables with 12 different type games, slot tournaments every week, and biggest poker room in Panama

Overall: VENETO

Like I have said before: “As if gambling, eating, drinking, and making fun of guys with Panamanian hookers doesn't equal a good time.”

· Location: Inside Hotel Veneto in El Cangrejo

· 500 games, 42 plasma TVs (2 super large screen TVs and 18 plasmas in full service race and sports café), 42 different tables with 12 different type games, slot tournaments every week, and biggest poker room in Panama

· Veneto is just... fun. It's a great place to watch Monday night football with your boys while throwing back a couple, eat a great dinner or a savory snack, it always has people so your eyes never get a rest on the action around you, it has a hotel if “crashing” need be the case, and if you walk towards the back of the slot machines, exit the building and take a left, you will be able to see some adult entertainment.

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