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Yoga Arrives in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, June 24 2009
My first yoga class in Panama was not unlike my first Chinese lesson in middle school in that they both consisted of an instructor speaking a language I didn't understand. "Now I need you to stand on the edge of your mat, tuck your toes inside your foot and separate your hipbone," Rachel Divine said. "Come on, separate that hipbone. Make it really stretch." I tried for the life of me to separate my hipbone, but it was no use.
Last Updated ( Friday, June 26 2009 )
A Panama Day in June PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, June 03 2009
When in Panama, I like to reserve Tuesday exclusively for errands. I could do these things any day of the week, but lumping them all together in one 24-hour period gives the feel of a scavenger hunt: some substance to the middle of my week. On this particular Tuesday in Panama, I search for the meaning of corned beef, consort with gang members, and rub shoulders with hardworking Panamanians.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, June 03 2009 )
Panama Swine Flu Outrage PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, May 12 2009
My friend Kara was telling me a story. "So I'm on this flight to Panama and the woman next to me is coughing up a storm. She's convulsing and busting her lungs and no one's saying anything. With the swine flu and everything. So I put on my surgical mask and then the flight attendant..." This was where I stopped listening and asked who actually carries a surgical mask with them? "You know," I told her, "surgical masks only help people keep from spreading the disease. They don't protect against getting viruses because viruses are too small."
Last Updated ( Wednesday, May 13 2009 )
Hammers of Gunfire Lighting Up the Sky PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Matt   
Friday, May 08 2009
Kike Florez
Kike Florez

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"All I know is that if I was voting in this election, you could bet your sweet bippy I'd be voting for Kike. He's got a whole lotta know-how that Kike guy."

"I'm not sure it's pronounced like that," I said, trying to get past the fact that the phrase sweet bippy is still used outside of the Oregon Trail. "I think it's pronounced more like Keekay," I said, "and I also think you just like saying the name."

Last Updated ( Friday, May 08 2009 )
Good Guy Wins Panama Election PDF Print E-mail
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Panama News
Written by Matt   
Monday, May 04 2009
I was roughly ten years old when my father brought me along to the local police precinct where we stood in line for a few minutes then went into a voting booth and closed the curtain behind us. Holding me in his arms, my dad simplified the options by calling one candidate good and the other candidate idiotic, then allowed me to hit the little red switch. I chose Bill Clinton, who had the same first name as our gym teacher. And while I'm not sure the legality of a ten-year-old boy voting in the United States, if confronted I'd resign behind the veil of democracy, a word that seems weighty and dismissive as if no one really has the right to question what went on back there. 
You know you've lived in Panama too long when... PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Andrew Cowan   
Monday, May 04 2009
You've become desensitized to promotional text messages: as in, you used to get all excited when you'd received a message in the morning, then let down upon realizing it was just quadruplica or a special movie promotion. No more does this surprise you.
Observing Holy Week in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Sunday, April 12 2009
"For this holy week, you come to my house for to celebrate four days of the Jesus. We have Balboa beer, potato salad, and chickens. In your country, all the peoples celebrate the holy week, yes?" It was my first day back in Panama after several months and my friend Victor, a devout Catholic like most people in Panama, held me back as our soccer practice ended for the night.
Last Updated ( Sunday, April 12 2009 )
Speaking Spanish in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Matt   
Tuesday, March 24 2009
One month after I arrived in Panama, I decided to take the easy way out and gave up on Spanish lessons taught by a Venezuelan guy named Pep. I had studied Spanish throughout high school and college but soon realized that real world application is totally different. When I lived in Spain, people spoke super clearly so when in public, I imagined my life surrounded by lots of professors. Professors that didn't assign any homework. Panamanians though speak incredibly fast and slur their words together, so understanding them is a little like understanding Lil Wayne. My go-to word when I first arrived in Panama was lento which means slow, as in "when you speak, could you slow the fuck down." But what for? It's not as if I understood things the second time around anyway.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, March 24 2009 )
Casco Viejo Gangster Love PDF Print E-mail
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People
Written by Matt   
Monday, March 02 2009
About a week ago, I was walking down Fourth Street in Casco Viejo in Panama City when I passed the large abandoned-looking building, inhabited by a squad of local gangsters. Casco Viejo has several gangs who, for the most part remain to themselves unless seriously provoked. "Q sopa Mateo," they shouted out as they normally do from the dark portico. "What you doing at three o'clock? Come to our softball game down on the beach, man. We playin' the seventh street fools. We gonna kill ‘em."
Last Updated ( Monday, March 02 2009 )
Artistic Flare in Casco Viejo Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Friday, February 27 2009
Every major city has an artsy district: a place where thin people in jeans sip coffee and chew on the stems of wire-framed glasses. While Casco Viejo is reputedly that district for Panama, the creativity and art tends to manifest itself in different sorts of unorthodox ways. Sure, the neighborhood is home to a few museums, concert venues, and thriving young artists, but the real thrill of creativity in Casco Viejo is visible on every corner, if you know where to look.
Last Updated ( Friday, February 27 2009 )
Panama's Unemployment Future Uncertain PDF Print E-mail
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Panama News
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, January 28 2009
Unemployment is becoming a hot issue in Panama, where a large portion of the nation's work force has been occupied with the construction of its real estate boom, and is thus unpredictable regarding the future of a slouching investment market. About five years ago, Panama's unemployment rate was high, around 15%. At the end of 2008, it was marked at 5%, which is a huge improvement, fueled heavily by the real estate/construction boom. The majority of the nation's unskilled workers were put in harnesses and strapped atop construction sites: a handful of whom died because safety was not a priority.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, January 28 2009 )
Why Panama Will Succeed PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, January 27 2009
The following Panama report comes from Kent Davis, author of the investor's expose Blood On The Streets, everything that's wrong with Panama real estate agents and why I'm one of them, which has received great praise on this website from its readers. We don't generally post articles written by those in the Panama sales industry for fear of bias, but this is another level-headed accurate piece from Kent who's one of the more stand-up professionals we know. In the face of widespread doubt about the Republic, Kent explains using four dead-on reasons that are hard to argue, why Panama is still an incredible haven to him.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, January 28 2009 )
Final Death Row Meals in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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People
Written by Matt   
Saturday, January 10 2009
"In my country," I tell them, trying hard not to sound like an imposing tourist, "if you commit a bad crime, and they are going to put you into the...into the chair for the death, they give to you one last meal of anything you can choose in the whole world. The price is not important and you can pick your favorite thing to eat before...before you go up above our heads to live with god."
Last Updated ( Sunday, January 11 2009 )
Panama's Dengue Finally Got Me PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Monday, December 29 2008
At my high school graduation, a slight error was made and I was awarded a plaque for perfect attendance. I was presented the award, together with about ten other students, on a stage in front of the graduation audience and when the photographer from the local newspaper came to capture the moment on film, I gave a wry smile that said, I'm not sure you've got the right guy, but in the name of dedication, hell I'll play the part.
Last Updated ( Monday, December 29 2008 )
Panama's Art Scene On The Rise PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, December 17 2008
Kristin Dove - Pinta Panama
Kristin Dove and her mother Barbara Dove who came up with the concept of Pinta Panama

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The historical timeline of Central America's newest boomtown reads like a checklist for sophisticates in search of the next cultural hotspot: a rich pirate past, a strong indigenous population, and the construction of a canal that drew connections with many nations around the world. But with tourism, real estate and overall infrastructure making headlines, the Republic of Panama's appreciation for the arts appeared to be low on the priority list.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, January 07 2009 )
A Content Christmas In Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, December 17 2008
Around the age of twenty, I spent a summer working at a famous kitchen décor store in Baltimore, Maryland where middle-aged women who thought they were younger than they really were shopped between their yoga classes and tennis matches. Strolling in with large handbags hung over their arms, they'd often talk on the phone and motion, with their hands, as to the area of the store that interested them the most.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, December 17 2008 )
Missing Panama All Along PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Saturday, December 06 2008
Living in Panama for prolonged periods of time, certain nuances and facets of life have a way of seamlessly melting into one big mass: a mass so big that you cannot clearly detect it anymore. It's the same with any destination I suppose, where crossing the limits from vacationer to local brings with it new standards of normalcy. It is interesting therefore, counterintuitive even, that oftentimes the best way to recalibrate my senses, to re-sharpen my observations about Panama is not to dig deep into the culture or dive further into it's past, but to take a giant step outside its borders and examine Panama from afar, as the distant land I once knew it. 
Corruption - Panama's Police Bribed PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Contributing Reader   
Friday, November 21 2008
Anyone that owns a car in Panama and regularly drives it either inside or outside of Panama City has come into contact with Panama's Finest at least  a time or two.  Maybe you were stopped for disobeying a non existent sign, maybe you were stopped because you were going 55 in a 50, or maybe you were just stopped because the cop was bored.  Either way, we've all been there.  Long story short, regardless of what law you supposedly broke, if you drive away with a ticket in hand, then you're a sucker.  
Swimming With The Bitches in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, November 12 2008
I took up swimming somewhere back in college when the equilibrium of heavy partying and physical fitness was thrown off severely by my discovery of an invention called the beer bong. I had always maintained decent shape playing a variety of sports as a child, but there seems a point when the vices of adulthood catch up with the adolescent metabolism, when things like liquor, cigars and sedentary lifestyles seem much more fun than activities in the park.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, November 12 2008 )
Panama Entrepreneurs Changing Focus PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Jesse Levin   
Thursday, October 30 2008
This December marks the beginning of the dry season and represents a critical telltale time for on the fence investors. Even the most optimistic bullish market participants seem to be a bit on edge, as this past rainy season knocked some confidence out of the international investment contingent in Panama. It's a survival of the fittest time and those who are unwilling or unable to adapt their strategies and who are pegged into the speculative real estate mind frame and operating mentality are going to have to morph or risk failure.
Last Updated ( Thursday, October 30 2008 )
Touching the President in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, October 09 2008
My friend Ryan was about six when he met then President Bill Clinton jogging one morning in Marta's Vineyard. The President's personal security team had sequestered Ryan's parents off to the side, given him a brief pat down, and allowed him to shake Clinton's hand, the same hand that would later feel up Monica Lewinsky.
Last Updated ( Thursday, October 09 2008 )
Floatation Machines in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Saturday, September 27 2008
It was on the toilet paging through an old copy of Men's Journal when I came across an interview with celebrity Jeff Bridges and the question, Where's the weirdest place you've ever woken up? While it's difficult for written text to convey the pulse of silence, I imagined Bridges toiling with the locks of his beard and looking into the sky before revealing his answer. "A sensory deprivation tank," he said. "Invented by a friend John Lilly in the early 70s."
Last Updated ( Monday, October 06 2008 )
Panama Art Galleries - Signs of Progress PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, September 24 2008
Panama art galleries
Aequilibrium Gallery

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We've seen the signs of gentrification before in places like Soho: ramshackle kitsch shops giving way to trendy restaurants and bars giving way to upper class patrons "re-defining" a once red zone neighborhood. It's a common sight in Casco Viejo today, specifically with artists beginning to occupy spaces once considered dilapidated and not fit for business. These trendsetters create amenities consumed by the bourgeoisie and act as clear gauges for the economic status of this burgeoning district.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 24 2008 )
Bad News is Good News in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, September 16 2008
Panama News
Panama News

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Somewhere in the early nineties my town experienced a bank robbery in which the rifle-wielding suspects were running around loose for like twenty minutes. They eventually took up hiding their loot in a small hair salon on the corner of Witherspoon Street before being talked out of it and into handcuffs by the antsy town sheriff.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, September 16 2008 )
Naming in Panama - The Mother of Invention PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Sunday, September 14 2008
Naming in Panama
Naming in Panama

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Sounds and syllables in Panamanian names vary slightly from those which I learned in school, making it hard for locals to pronounce correctly my name. But through the process of learning Spanish, most notably in a foreign country, names just have a way of rolling of your tongue.
Last Updated ( Sunday, September 14 2008 )
Camping in Panama - No Rules PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, September 11 2008
Panama Camping
Panama Camping

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Somewhere back in middle school, I was forced against my will to attend an adventure camp in the hills of Blairstown, New Jersey which was intended to increase self-confidence in youngsters through the magic of mother nature, scary rope courses and bad trail mix.
Last Updated ( Sunday, September 14 2008 )
Fish For Sale in Gorgona, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by jamuna   
Sunday, September 07 2008

The Gorgona Co-Operative was founded on December 15, 1997 by Mr. Dagoberto Torrero Gaona, a native to Cocle Province. Gaona belonged to the Farallón Fishing Cooperative, near Decameron. “Working as a fisherman in Farrallón, I had occasion to visit with the Gorgona fishermen. I realized their work life was difficult and the prices they were receiving for their catches were very low. So I decided to help them.”

Last Updated ( Sunday, September 07 2008 )
Panama Taxi Nightmares PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Andrea Maizel   
Wednesday, September 03 2008
I still remember my very first taxi cab ride. I remember telling myself, "This is it, your first ride in a real New York City cab," as if it was some sort of prize that I had just won. It conjured up images from the movies where people, much cooler than myself, whistled loudly and three cabs came to their rescue. Very classy. But as soon I stepped into that coffin on wheels all those glamorous images went flying out the window.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Food in San Blas Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by victor_h   
Monday, August 11 2008
“All my life, I've been like Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part II, ordering up death over the phone, or with a nod or a glance. Every time I order meat off a menu, something dies. What arrives, however, is not the bleeding, still-warm body of my victim, eyes open, giving me an accusatory look. It is only fair that I find out what we're all talking about. I want to learn—really learn—where food actually comes from.”
The Flipside of Spanish in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Friday, May 30 2008
One of the benefits of learning a second language is the ability to prank people with it. The majority of my days are spent trying desperately to catch up with locals who speak Spanish at the speed of a freight train. But there are occasional moments when I, the beginner, end up having the last laugh.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Living In The Streets in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Saturday, March 29 2008
"Spanish is easy" Rose told me as I struggled to find the word for shut up in the dictionary. We were driving to dinner and the subject had come up for the second time that week. "Sure it's easy Rose, compared to say, Euskera or Sanskrit or HTML. It's easy compared to those" I explained. "But at the same time, it's kind of like chess. You can learn the basics in a day or two, but you need quite a few years to get really good."
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Fashion Shows in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Arts
Written by Pascale Schwander   
Sunday, March 23 2008
Last week, I went to my first fashion show in Panama! I invited my mom along -- she has always liked fashion and was curious to see how Panamanians would handle that kind of event. We went early to make sure we got good seats.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
An Afternoon at the Movies in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Sunday, March 09 2008
Thanks to an undiagnosed case of attention deficit disorder, I was never able to sit through movies unless they offered a bathroom break somewhere in the middle. On the rare occasion that I'd be dragged in to see a film, I preferred to use the time-barring an exceptional screenplay-to nap in chairs that were at least more comfortable than the ones at school.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Learning to Drive in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, March 06 2008
"Why the fuck do we need to learn this?" I remember the class clown once asking our English teacher who had required us to memorize a long, yet insignificant act from the famous play Othello; a lesson which I left wanting only to change my name to Iago. I was shocked however that our teacher even entertained the question.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama's Modeling World PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Pascale Schwander   
Wednesday, February 27 2008
I used to work as a booker in a modeling agency in Europe, so I've always been curious about the industry. A few weeks ago, while waiting at the hairdresser for my mom, I read in a magazine that Wilhelmina, the famous modeling agency, has a head office in Panama. What luck!
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Ugly Tourists in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, February 27 2008
It was early February as I was walking to my local deli to order a tuna sandwich, no mayo of course. During this time of year, large groups of tourists have a tendency to converge on my neighborhood of Casco Viejo via large white busses which block the narrow roadways and take up valuable parking space.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Celebrities in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama News
Written by Matt   
Friday, February 22 2008
"Don't look right now" my friend Liz whispered in my ear. "But Steven Seagal. He just walked into the restaurant. Oh, my gosh. I just saw his latest movie. He's so amazing. How's my hair look?" I would probably have been more tempted to look at a team of elderly women in bikinis. "Seagull?" I asked as I turned around, against her request. "How the heck did a seagull fly through that revolving door?"
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Growing Up Envious of Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, February 19 2008
My childhood on the continent of North America pales in comparison to that of my Panamanian counterparts. It was this youth of relatively little adventure that eventually landed me on the isthmus of Panama; my eyes wide open and my mouth gaped in envy.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Littering in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, January 29 2008
(Panama City, Panama) For the past twenty years or so, I've made it a habit to not throw garbage out the car window. Besides being extremely convenient and even fun at times, there was always a renegade sensation that escorted tossing a piece of trash on the ground. Not unlike a tattoo or a skateboard, the act of littering was a show of rebellion for young people like me. But unfortunately, in my hometown as a child, it could also get you thrown in the bureau jail alongside the kid who let rats loose in the public library.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Indians in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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People
Written by Matt   
Friday, January 25 2008
My early years saw a young Matt obsessed with the modern day equivalent to Discovery Channel; this publicly broadcasted station in central New Jersey which I liked because it regularly televised groups of indigenous women in the jungle without their shirts on.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Museums in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, January 22 2008
It'd always humored my family for some reason to drag me along to museums. Unlike the dentist or piano teacher, their torture rationale was never based on improving health or acquiring a skill, but rather a hope that through some sort of magical osmosis, we all might get smarter just by standing before a Renoir. I imagined it like a tanning booth, but for academics. That was why people got so close to the artwork, I figured. To soak up as much of the smart rays as possible.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
A Confusing Thanksgiving in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, November 22 2007
Panama City, Panama (The Panama Report) I had been thinking long and hard about my invention of a toothbrush that you don't have to throw away, with bristles of such resistance that they simply don't wear old, when I realized it was November 22nd which, in the United States, is the day that fat people gorge themselves on yams and turkeys and cranberries, all in the name of some indians or something.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Studying a Broad, Spanish Influence in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Monday, November 19 2007
I originally flew to Spain based on the amusing joke that was my education, ultimately trading in my studying habits for a white bullfighting uniform and a tepid bottle of Rioja. After my time there, the country had burrowed its way into my heart like an aggressive little mole, and there are certain facets of Panama which almost nostalgically bring back those reckless days to mind.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Little People, Spanish in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, November 13 2007
Keenan's Spanish in Panama has improved immensely. He's gotten to a point where carrying a decent conversation or expressing an important to-do list is not anymore a struggle. And as luck would have it, the teachers we have, in part, to thank for this upturn are not real people but rather miniature Panama voices.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama's Colorful Wardrobe PDF Print E-mail
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People
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, October 23 2007
It has long been a symbol of independence and rebellion in the US to have tattoed a Chinese symbol on ones body. People rarely know what their symbols actually mean, but perhaps that's part of the inherent mutiny of it all.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Spanish in Panama: Dissected PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Saturday, October 13 2007
As Americans we are taught from a very early age to try to appreciate other languages. I remember my brother, for example, when he was back in preschool proudly coming home with a stack Japanese characters written out on note cards: and here I thought kids were supposed to be focused on candy. 
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Car Accidents in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Saturday, October 13 2007
It was coincidentally the morning of my 25th birthday in Panama that the hands of father time appeared to be officially against me and the inevitable happened. After an exceptional number of years without a car accident, I finally broke the streak.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Manana Mindset PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 10 2007
It was my original belief that nothing fostered relaxation more than living in the tropics. Upon packing for my first trip down, I included the kinds of things totally unnecessary for a vacation, yet quintessential for the laid-back mindset that I was preparing to adopt. I packed a small comfortable beanbag chair for example, and a wind chime, and even Enya's latest album, something about saving the trees.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
9 Reasons You May Be a Dirty Gringo in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 10 2007
There tend to be two kinds of gringos in Panama today I have noticed. The first kind makes a valiant stab at learning the national language (however lame it may be). And the other kind whose idea of Spanish is fairly simple in that it merely involves adding the letter ‘O' to the end of every English word.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama's Secret National Theater PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, October 09 2007
Panama's National Theater is like a jewel on the eye. From the outside, the building is sort of ambiguous in that it appears to house government offices just like those all around it in Casco Antiguo. But the inside is wonderful and warm, the roof deck one of the better secrets in the capital city.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Traffic in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by Keenan Lee   
Friday, October 05 2007
I've spent time wedged in downtown Manhattan gridlock. I've crawled languidly along the Pacific Coast Highway during rush hour and sat bumper to bumper in the heavily polluted streets of Moscow. I've been idle, curled up in a tuk-tuk at a foggy London intersection and stopped motionless in what roughly equated to morning gondola gridlock in Brugge. But of all my traffic experience, downtown Panama City is beginning to top the cake.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Crime in Boquete, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Ezra Paskus   
Friday, October 05 2007
When I lived in Arizona, we had this group of people called "Snow Birds". Retirees that would go north to escape the surface of the sun heat of the summer months. Inevitably, they would come back for the winter and find that their homes had been ransacked, valuables taken, or in some cases to find that someone had been living in their home while they were away.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
It's Just a Ball: Casco Antiguo, Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 03 2007
Soccer in Casco Antiguo, Panama
A friendly afternoon match

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As a young American living in Panama, much of my business and pleasure is done in the presence of people significantly older and more astute than myself. There are times at dinner parties or office meetings, when conversations inevitably take a turn for the serious and in an effort to thwart this gravity, this weightiness of my social existence in Panama, I recently decided to opt for a bit of a younger crowd.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Fish Market of Panama City PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Sunday, September 30 2007
Don't wear sandals when you go to the fish market in Panama City. That's a lesson I learned the hard way as upon leaving the establishment, my toes encased in fish scales and seafood entrails. The sort of thing that you usually associate with smelly and suntanned boatmen named things like Skippy or Ron Jon.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The G-word PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, September 12 2007
I have always very much liked ethnic and racial slurs, to such an extent that I keep a small diary-like list of them updated in the second drawer of my desk. They are words, not unlike small traffic jams or menstrual cycles, which tend to get people all up in a fuss, and to me this alone makes them great.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Costa Rica Guidebook Story PDF Print E-mail
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Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, September 05 2007
Over the course of three months, I explored Central America's hottest travel destination, staying at the finest hotels, eating at the most exclusive restaurants, and taking the most exciting tours: none of which I ever paid for. I slept in beds overlooking the sea, I ate six course meals designed for princes, and I caught prize-winning marlin aboard a luxury yacht, all without paying a dime.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
My Personal Saint PDF Print E-mail
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People
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, August 22 2007
This article was taken from a new Panama blog I started called Los Cuatro Tulipanes Blog (www.loscuatrotulipanes.com/blog). It's a day-to-day blog about living, working and running a boutique hotel in Panama's old quarter of Casco Antiguo or Casco Viejo.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panamanian Spending Habits PDF Print E-mail
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Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, August 22 2007
Growing up, everyone told me to save my money. From a very early age, my parents spent time teaching me about frugality the way adult camels teach baby camels to walk on four legs. Doing by example. "See here honey" my mom'd say at the bank. "I'm putting this paycheck into my bank account so we can enjoy it later." I was never quite sure what made money so much more enjoyable down the road, but I wasn't in a position to argue. I was five.
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It Definitely Ain't Vanilla PDF Print E-mail
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Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Friday, August 03 2007

Having grown up in the scholastic town of Princeton, New Jersey people invariably assume I attended Princeton University. When they find out that I did not attend Princeton, they appear deceived and put off, as if somehow I was trying to pull a fast one. That is usually followed by the question, “well why didn’t you?” which makes my not going to Princeton seem like the stupidest mistake of my life.

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The Sound of Your Own Voice PDF Print E-mail
(6 votes)
Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Saturday, July 07 2007

On the elevator, I saw a man speaking into what looked like a thin cell phone. “Try and copy SCT lists for Monday” he said, as if noting it to himself for a playback at a later date. I found myself curious, not only as to what exactly these SCT lists might be, and why he might be trying to copy them, but also what that little device was and how I might go about acquiring one.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Protest Season in Panama PDF Print E-mail
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Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Friday, July 06 2007

The low season in Panama appears to have taken on new meaning, as almost every other day a new group gets depressed and goes on strike. They’ll block the streets and stop up traffic wearing ragtag uniforms and waving large flags as if to say, my protest is worse than yours.

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Learning Culture Through Crosswords PDF Print E-mail
(11 votes)
Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, June 28 2007

For my eighteenth birthday, I bought myself a crossword puzzle book created by Will Shortz, a clever mastermind behind some of the world’s most difficult puzzles. I had hinted to several friends that this was definitely something worth buying, but when no one took the bait, I splurged and ended up spending nine dollars of my own money.

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Making Friends in Panama PDF Print E-mail
(5 votes)
People
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, June 26 2007

“Talking to strangers is bad” my parents used to say, “because there are predators out there and they might try to nab you.” I found myself often drawing up on sketch pads what these so-called predators might look like and then trying, at all costs, to stay away from anything that fit the part. People in wheelchairs and people with skin diseases were automatically out and strangers for me were purely associated with bad things like kidnapping and bank robberies and poisoned Pez candy.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Music Festival in Casco Viejo PDF Print E-mail
(10 votes)
Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Sunday, June 24 2007
What could have been a terrific evening of warm breezes, romantic streets and elegant tunes at the Casco Antiguo Music Festival, for me, turned out to be a bit of a bummer.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Taking the Good with the Bad PDF Print E-mail
(7 votes)
Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Monday, June 18 2007

There is of course the Panama of postcards: shiny skyscrapers, remarkable beaches, and can’t-lose real estate deals that appear to be hanging on every branch. All very attractive and well worth the visit, if you like that sort of thing.

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Learning Spanish PDF Print E-mail
(7 votes)
Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, May 16 2007
Roughly 55% of words in Spanish are polysemous, meaning they have two or more parts of speech, and each part of speech can have two or more meanings. For this reason, the goal for an expat in Panama, should not be to speak at a native rate of speed, but rather, try to avoid making a complete fool out of yourself.
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Grooming in Panama PDF Print E-mail
(15 votes)
Things to do in Panama
Written by Darrin DuFord   
Monday, May 14 2007
Three dollars. It can’t even get you a beer in a New York City bar. But it’s the going rate for a haircut in Panama City. Peppered all over the El Cangrejo neighborhood, the barbershops, too many for the available number of scalps, all advertise the same rate. Then again, I never saw a Panama City dweller with a hair out of place.
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My Fawning Love Letter to Panama PDF Print E-mail
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People
Written by Casey Halloran   
Saturday, May 05 2007

Dearest Panama,

 

At first I was fearful it was to be a short affair, one fueled by physical attraction and the cockeyed passion of a jilted lover on the rebound. ‘Tis true I was scorned by another (her name: Costa Rica). But years on, I find myself still frighteningly bound by your grip, unable to even ponder another. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:

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A Man's Guide To Panamanian Women PDF Print E-mail
(13 votes)
People
Written by Casey Halloran   
Saturday, May 05 2007

They're pretty fantastic, if you ask me. Maybe they're not as beautiful as the legendary lovelies of Colombia, Venezuela or even Argentina...but they're darn cute. Panama is an incredibly diverse culture, and the wide variety of ethnicities and mixed ancestries makes for some very interesting looking women. If you like women...and what man doesn't, you'll like Panama.

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1000 Polleras Festival on Calle 50 PDF Print E-mail
(11 votes)
Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Thursday, May 03 2007
The 1000 Polleras festival is a who's who of Panamanian culture, art, and tradition. One day each year, Calle 50 becomes the main stage for a celebration that might resemble Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade after sniffing one too many whip cream canisters.
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National Holidays and Festivals of Panama PDF Print E-mail
(18 votes)
Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Monday, April 02 2007
The following is a pretty complete list of the national holidays and festivals or "ferias" in Panama to date. Chances are, when you're in-country, you'll run into one of these celebrations, and chances are you'll enjoy it. Panamanians love to celebrate so even if your vacation has not fallen on a holiday or festival, it's most likely that some sporting event or social achievement will warrant partying in the streets and parades.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Laziness in Panama: A Breakdown of the Mensajero PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
People
Written by Matt   
Friday, March 30 2007
It doesn't take long to realize that Panamanians, not unlike North Americans, are inherently lazy animals: the fibers of their society built around values of convenience and languor. A good first indicator is the country's economic and social livelihood: a glorified shortcut! So while this laziness can be frustrating to ambitious people, to others like me it can be a delight.
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An Expat Review: Finding Comfort in the Rain PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Saturday, March 24 2007
Every now and then I like to take a step back and examine the curious joke that is my existence in a foreign country. I like to remove myself from whatever hustle and bustle happens to be plaguing my week or my month, to sum up what it's really like living as a young expat in Panama.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Considering The Midget PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
People
Written by Matt   
Sunday, March 04 2007
My evenings are often spent socializing with young Panamanian men and women who enjoy hanging out with me because, for lack of a better reason, I speak English. Their efforts at my language—much like my efforts at theirs—are usually disjointed and raw, the sort of mush you might hear leak out from under the cushion of an ESL couch; where strings of garbled mispronunciations rarely resemble a cogent thought.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Better Late Than Never PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
People
Written by Matt   
Thursday, February 22 2007

I sat at Hotel El Panama in the open-air lobby under the frawns of a droopy palm tree and looked hopelessly at my watch. When you're waiting alone for someone in a public place, it is easy to look like a loser and I was getting just that vibe from a gaggle of American tourists gathered beside me who, as a group, eyed me with pity as if to say, “At least we have each other.”

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
The Beauty and The Chinito PDF Print E-mail
(5 votes)
Panama News
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, December 06 2006
There are a lot of Chinese immigrants in Panama and their hard work ethic manifests itself on nearly every corner of the country in the form of small grocery stores selling anything from sliced pineapple to salt-encrusted honey nuggets. These shops, or chinitos as they're called, top my list of guilty pleasures in Panama: shopping in them an experience that, like Jell-O wrestling, is about as gross as it is gratifying.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Cummerbunds and Caviar PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
Living in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, November 30 2006
As an ex-pat in Panama I have unconsciously adopted a responsibility similar to that of an American ambassador, finding myself personally held accountable for a number of offenses that I was never even aware I had committed. It's not uncommon for me to take the heat for a variety of American faults as if not only did I represent all Americans, but I myself actually made the childish mistake of being born there.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama's New Street of Decay PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Panama News
Written by Matt   
Tuesday, November 14 2006
I was recently in a not-so-good part of town where I met a small boy selling bars of soap on a street corner and his fat fingers reminded me of baby carrots. The street corner was grimy: stray dogs infected with the mange roamed in and out of ramshackle buildings and off in the distance a man took, what can appropriately be described as a massive bowel movement in the street. The bars of soap which the boy was selling were handmade and they seemed to be laced with some sort of sand or abrasive, making for a terrifically exfoliating massage. It's unfortunate that Panama's sketchy neighborhoods can't be scrubbed using traditional cleaning supplies.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
A Guide to Bribery and Other Illegal Things PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Saturday, November 04 2006
What if on all the Panama tourism flyers and handouts, after it asks Why Come To Panama, it said in big bold letters, “because we have a corruption rating worse than that of Burkina Faso, Saudi Arabia, Algeria, and Ghana.” I personally think that would be a hilarious motto but I'm not sure how many shot glasses or monogrammed beer coozies it'd sell.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
One Vote Can't Make a Difference PDF Print E-mail
(5 votes)
Panama News
Written by Matt   
Saturday, October 28 2006
If you are up to date on your Panama current events, you know that we recently had a nation-wide vote to expand our Canal. But from the voter turn out (for an issue of such national pride and potential reward) it appears that most of Panama's population spent their Sunday instead searching for illegal booze. CNN probably captured a photo or two of Panamanians and their sisters lined up in ecstatic lines to cast their “Yes” vote, but what they missed were the millions of Panamanians, trying to fight the weekend's ‘no drinking' mandate, huddled in circles concocting moonshine in their bathtubs. “Who needs a Canal” they'd say “when you've got a fresh hootch of firewater brewing?”
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Chivas Parranderas: Panama Party Bus PDF Print E-mail
(16 votes)
Things to do in Panama
Written by admin   
Friday, October 13 2006
Riding a Chivas Parrandera in Panama City has all the safety of lunch with a blind contract killer. “Um, excuse me” the hit man would say, running his hands over my face. “Are you about five foot eight, one hundred and fifty pounds?”
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Rock Music in Panama PDF Print E-mail
(16 votes)
Panama Arts
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, October 11 2006
When most people hear Panama, they think of one thing: the country's most valuable asset and undoubtedly its greatest shortcut, the Panama Canal. But from its pirate-ridden days as a swashbuckling stronghold to today's beefy economy and real estate gold rush, Panama is a country full of charm.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Panama Hobos and Recycled Shopping PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, September 14 2006

Walking out of my apartment the other day I saw one of the regular hobos who sift through the dead motherboards and soiled linens and dried out fish heads that most people call trash. To the public, these things are past their prime and are not worth the space they take up anymore. To this hobo though, the stuff is cool. I was sort of envious of the man, as he fished around in a garbage bag–one which I recognized as my own—as he pulled out one thing after another. Broken alarm clock, used up razor blades, batman blow-up doll with air leakage problem. He didn't look at the things as garbage though. No, he looked at them with optimism. He looked at them the same way a football coach might look at the scrub of the team, as if to say, I could make something out of you.

Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Gregory Locker On The Hot Seat! PDF Print E-mail
(10 votes)
Panama Arts
Written by admin   
Monday, August 28 2006
Ok I'll admit it, when I go ClaroCom I not only do work and surf the web but I eaves drop! I am always on the look out for speakers of that funny little language- English. I can't help it! The other day I was on the computer watching a one of kind video of a South African Surfer getting his board ripped from under him by great white shark when I heard something interesting behind me. One of the workers at Claro com was telling this man seated at a table with a laptop that all women want in Panama is a muscular man with a nice car.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Interview with Ramon in Panama PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
People
Written by admin   
Monday, August 14 2006
I first met Ramon when I was working out down the street from the Veneto at Robert's Gym. I was taking a break on the bench press like I usually do with my head down not paying attention to the jibber jabber all around me, when someone tapped me on my shoulder. The guy said something unintelligible; I looked dumbfounded at his query and I said “como?” By my accent he knew I spoke English and we talked for an abnormal amount of time for what is considered “gym talk”. 
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Panama is NOT perfect PDF Print E-mail
(13 votes)
Republic of Panama
Written by Matt   
Monday, August 14 2006
I would be lying if I said Panama was a perfect place that had nothing wrong with it. Of all the great things I say about this country, it is only fair to touch on a few of the things that are not so great. Like any other place to live, Panama has its downsides which, if you allow them to, can get under your skin. Once they are under your skin, they will drill for blood with serrated jaws like a mosquito or a tiny set of steak knives.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Allison Silverman Eco-Tourism Interview PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
People
Written by Aliza Elbert   
Friday, August 04 2006
I was introduced to Allison “Allie” Silverman about 2 weeks ago by Matt at the gringo hangout, ClaroCom. Her petite, muscular figure, freckles, and bright smile welcomed me to this country as well as quickly telling me she had to run because she had a web conference with a man in India. I chuckled, because her mannerisms were just so cute. Matt swiftly explained that she was here on a grant from the States doing stuff with solar energy. In turn, a great candidate for this fiery chair we like to call, THE HOT SEAT.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Solar Energy Efforts in Panama PDF Print E-mail
(2 votes)
Panama Guide
Written by Matt   
Thursday, August 03 2006
Allison (Allie) Silverman, Fulbright Scholar from the United States, has been working in rural communities in Panama since October as part of her study on the feasibility and public perception of solar energy in Panama. She has been organizing a pilot project as a result of her studies in a small community in Cocle.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Interview with Casey Halloran, Panama Entrepreneur PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
People
Written by Matt   
Wednesday, July 19 2006
I sat down with entrepreneur, Casey Halloran at a restaurant I frequent, a place that I like. I figured that if we were going to be talking about things way over my head, it might help to be in familiar surroundings. I summoned the waiter and asked for a cranberry juice with a wedge of lime and a cherry and some bread. Before I got the chance to ask my first question, Mr. Halloran leaned back in his chair, the way you do when you are about to reminisce, and said “It all started when I was nine years old, in a pie eating contest.” Things had gotten off to a rocky start.
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Evenings With Queen Ruby PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
People
Written by admin   
Wednesday, July 19 2006
I had a long flight and the muscles around my neck were stressed out and tired. I needed a massage- fast. I inquired around a bit and thought it over. Then as I was walking to Claro com café, I noticed a beauty parlor which advertised for massages. It looked like a nice joint so I jumped on the opportunity. I went in and saw several people sitting around and chatting. I went up to the woman sitting behind the counter. I said nervously “Massages?”
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
Interview with Walter Aguilar in Panama PDF Print E-mail
(3 votes)
People
Written by Justin Gould   
Monday, July 17 2006
Let me tell you, Walter has a lot to say and it's important. When I was asked to interview Walter I did not know what kind of man he was. I knew he was in business, but I wasn't clear on the specifics. I had met him once before but it was brief- no more than “hello and how are you?”
Last Updated ( Wednesday, September 03 2008 )
Impressions of Panama PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Republic of Panama
Written by admin   
Monday, July 10 2006
During our final approach I could see the lights of Panama City across the aisle. A Gazillion thoughts were racing through my head. But all my questions could be broken down into one very simple query: what would it be like?
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
My First Experiences of the Unknown PDF Print E-mail
(2 votes)
Living in Panama
Written by admin   
Monday, July 10 2006
Upon arriving in Panama City I was warmly greeted by two of our lovely team members. The warmth that I felt from this new environment was experienced both from the blazing humidity outside and the hospitality of my new Panamanian coworkers.
Last Updated ( Monday, August 11 2008 )
World Cup Fever in Panama City PDF Print E-mail
(4 votes)
Things to do in Panama
Written by Matt   
Thursday, June 15 2006
I met a guy the other day in an elevator who introduced himself as soo