I woke up at about six AM because the woman next door was being loud. She was talking loudly. About hamburgers. “I took it out of the freezer and it melted into this little meat puddle” she said. I wondered what that meant exactly. Was the meat just so bad and milky that it had no texture?

In Panama you can gain legal residency in several different ways. Panama's laws are perhaps the most friendly in all of Central and Latin America because of the country's interest in attracting retirees and investors.

Here are a few types of residency visas that you can obtain: